"I'm like a manic pixie dream girl but really, really mean."
"Maybe I should try practicing self-care on other people."
“We’re naming her Casa. It’s a Spanish word meaning ‘house.’”
“Ah—I can see how that might be confusing. ‘Investment portfolio’ is what I call the phone book I press flowers in.”
"There's nothing more relaxing than coming home after a long day, making a cup of tea, and curling up with a good my phone."
"My superhero name would be Dianne, after my mom."